I became a Catherine Tate fan before she hit the air as the amazing Donna Noble in Doctor Who. She had her own sketch comedy show in the UK and one of my favorite characters of hers is the teenager Lauren Cooper. And the best Lauren Cooper sketch ever? The one done for a Comic Relief special with none other than my beloved David Tennant:
Lauren is provolone. The letters are cheddar. The noodles are something or other we had in the cupboard.