Captain America -- he's "too cool" :)

Uh-oh. 

John just said this lunch for tomorrow was "too cool" and said I needed to make it "just cool but not too cool." 

I asked him if I should take out the Mini Slim Jims at the bottom of the box. 

"No!" 

The Ocean Spray fruit snacks? 

"No!" 

The little Ritz crackers? 

"No!" 

Captain America made with Biscoff & Jam? 

"NO!!!" 

So how I'm supposed to make this not "too cool" is beyond me. If you have any ideas, let me know!