I get crushes on literary characters.
I think I always have.
One of my longest and greatest loves has been Sherlock Holmes (except for the Robert Downey Jr movies. Love Sherlock. Love RDJr. The two of them combined just didn't do it for me). Here is classic Sherlock (the new and incredibly amazing BBC Sherlock would have proved near impossible to do justice to):
Wacky Mac Veggie Bows mixed with a smidge of light pasta sauce and topped with cheese "221b" and Sherlockian silhouettes out of bread (that I will lightly butter after heating the pasta and melting the cheese -- I LOVE slopping up sauces with buttered bread!).